“The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of Dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.”

There are so many Dungeons and Dragons, Lord of the Rings, and Magic: The Gathering jokes in there… Can’t… choose… just… one… Brain… going to… explode… Talking… like… Shatner…

[Oops… I almost forgot to link the actual article.]