11:11 is the bane of my existence.

It seems that every time I glance at a clock, it’s 11:11. Not 11:10… not 11:12… but exactly 11:11. I realize that this is probably just a matter of selective observation, but it sure is creeping me out.

According to a website called (and no, I’m not making this up), 1111SpiritGuardians.com:

Millions of folks all around the world are now seeing these amazing 11:11 prompts… Someone or something is causing all these folks to look at clocks, number plates, phone numbers or any source of numbers even when they make no effort themselves to look for these things. You can even change your clocks in the house, and you will still be prompted, at the “wrong” time. You can’t stop it, because YOU aren’t doing it….

These 11:11 Wake-Up Calls on your digital clocks, mobile phones, VCR’s and microwaves are the “trademark” prompts of a group of just 1,111 fun-loving Spirit Guardians, or Angels. Once they have your attention, they will use other digits, like 12:34, or 2:22 to remind you of their presence. Invisible to our eyes, they are very real.

Ummm… OK. Let’s try a more reputable source… Uri Geller should do:

I started experiencing this rather bizarre occurrence when I was forty years old, at first I thought they were coincidences, I would stand with my back to a digital clock and something made me turn around and I would notice that the time would be 11:11… I believe that those who died on September 11th did not die in vain.” (His emphasis, not mine.)

OK.

Moving right along, another website called CrystalLinks.com… no, nevermind.

Even WikiPedia’s getting in on the act. Big surprise there.

Hmmm… I wonder what time it is right now………… crap.